phampants:

nicopolitan:

Dear God, it’s beautiful.

This is amazing.

I’m both happy and sad that I do not get all the references

me when I was contacted about attending my 10 year reunion. 

I just watched all 18 episodes of Freaks and Geeks alone.  I should have made grilled cheese. 

justmargaret:

sweetened-kitten:

girafes:

anthropomorphia:

Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions.

“The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three lions guarded her for about half a day. They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest.”

Then, Stuart Williams (the local wildlife ‘expert’) suggests that perhaps the lions mistook the 12 year old girl’s cries for a lion cub. Which seems awfully silly, considering that lions are perfectly capable of telling apart the gazelles they eat from their own cubs, aren’t they?

#and surely if an animal knows rape is wrong people should too

MAJESTIC CREATURE OF JUSTICE

GRYFFINDOR PRIDE LIKE WOOOOOOOAAAAH

Aslan has returned! 

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”

-Winston Churchill

oldgaptooth:

Simon’s Quest only an NES game could be this gramatically awkward

Things you shouldn’t say on a date! 

There is nothing as depressing with realizing you feel just like Milhouse. 

I want to be Dr. Cox.  and Ron Swanson. 

GPOY